Hayden has been really interested in jokes lately and it is cracking me up! I Googled some toddler-appropriate jokes to teach him and here are his favorites, and his 'renditions':
Hayden: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There
Hayden: Interrupting Cow
Me: Interru -
Hayden: Moooo!
The really funny thing is that when Hayden first learned this joke, he'd let me finish saying "Interrupting Cow Who?" before saying "Moo" - We've been working on the whole 'comedic timing' thing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
(Why do toddlers think this joke is SO FUNNY?! I don't get it. Over and over and over.)
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to his "neigh-borhood"
(Hayden does a GREAT horse "Neigh"!)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to his "neigh-borhood"
(Yes, he says that as the answer again because he likes that one better. The 'real' answer is, "to go to the Moooo-vies". He still says it his way.)
Hayden: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There?
Hayden: Lettuce
Me: Lettuce Who?
Hayden: Let me in, it's cold outside
My friend's 3-year-old daughter has a hilarious rendition of this classic Knock Knock joke. WAY funnier than the original:
Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There?
Her: Orange
Me: Orange Who?
Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There?
Her: Orange
Me: Orange Who?
Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's There?
Her: Banana
Me: Banana Who?
Her: Aren't you glad I didn't say "orange" again?!
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Some other funny (to a 3-year old) jokes, in case you know any preschoolers:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-hoo?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who-Who?
When did you turn into an owl?/Is there an owl in here?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwane the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.
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Try them out! You'll be their hero.
